Democrat president elect Bar'ack Hussein Obama announced today that his administration is taking on a theme. Like his catchy campaign moniker, "Change We Can Believe In," he announced a name for his presidency.
"I call my administration 'BubbaPalooza.' It's the only fitting name since I've hired so many Clintonistas, the ones that aren't in jail anyway."
Hussein Obama reminded the group of reporters that the 90's were a great time. "Since I control the media, I've told NBC to bring back 'Must-See TV' on Thursdays. Tune in to 'Friends' this week to see if Ross and Rachel get back together. Will they or won't they? We'll see!"
"Also, I hope everybody saved their flannel shirts. Grunge is going to be big." A reporter asked Hussein Obama if he had any Blind Melon or The Cardigans on his iPod, to which he replied, "What's an iPod? They haven't been invented yet."
"Even my VP, Joe Biden, is getting into the spirit. You see, he's had so much work done on his face since the first 90's that he'll actually look older now than he did then. Don't look him directly in the eyes or you'll turn to stone!"
Hussein Obama went on to extol some appointees. "Like my attorney general, Eric Holder. He helped Bill's criminal buddy Marc Rich. And he pardoned some terrorists while working on the Elian Gonzalez kidnapping. I'm going to need someone as unscrupulous as him cleaning up after me."
"And my chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel. He's the guy who said that republicans can go f*** themselves. Rahm, my sentiments exactly."
Hussein Obama talked more about recycling the 90's.
"Needless to say, Hillary will be at my right hand, secretly running the country the way she did for the better part of that decade. So I officially take back all of the things I said about her lack of credentials. Just replace 'totally unqualified' with 'ideally suited.' But like Billy-boy, I won't be having sex with her either."
Hussein Obama cautioned the group not to get too excited. "It won't be all lying under oath and having sex in the Oral - I mean, Oval - Office. No, I'll face some challenges. For example, when they try to hand over my cousin Osama bin Laden 3 times like they did with Bubba, I'll refuse him. And you'll have to hear that devoid-of-personality drone Al Gore blather on about 'locked boxes' and 'global warming.' Hey Al, the sky is falling!"
Another reporter not from Fox News asked Hussein Obama if hiring so many lifelong Washington insiders from the Clinton administration qualified as 'change we can believe in,' or if he was just being a hypocrite.
"No, I'm not being a hypocrite," Hussein Obama said. Crickets were heard chirping loudly.