Obama, barely audible over the cheering of the small crowd, told an inspiring story.
Democrat president elect Barack Obama held a special meeting today, in which selected invitees were encouraged to "follow their dreams."
"I am the embodiment of the opportunity that this great country affords to each and every one of you. I'm here to tell you, don't let anything stop you!"
Obama, barely audible over the cheering of the small crowd, told an inspiring story.
"I didn't let anything stand in my way. People told me that a black man could never be president. I proved them wrong! Then these same people told me my lack of experience would prevent me from ever seeing the Oval Office. Wrong again! Then they told me my radical associations, with everyone from Palestinian terrorists to an organization committed to voter fraud to a race-baiting clergyman to the Nation of Islam - I could go on but I think you get my point," he said as he fist-bumped Louis Farrakhan - "to these detractors I say, I didn't let anything stop me."
Obama also pointed out that the lack of basic math skills of his government-educated supporters helped. "I promised tax cuts to people who don't even pay taxes. I tell ya, America rocks!"
"Before my ascension into messiahdom, blacks could only lay claim to the NBA and crime. Now we have the White House!"
Obama clarified that there was a black president on "24" but said that he didn't "make people believe he was going to pay their mortgage and taxes."
The crowd "raised the roof" and "wooped it up." After his inspiring talk, Obama invited some of the attendees to share their dreams.
"My name Wanda. I live down da skreet. I wanna be a airplane pilot!"
Obama clapped and said, "You go girl!" Before Wanda left the podium, Obama was seen slipping her a note and mouthing "call me."
When reached for comment, the director of the FAA stated that Wanda dropped out of school in the 8th grade to have children out of wedlock and that her lack of aviation experience could hamper her dream. Obama retorted, "Just wait till I get a brother in your job, honkey lips!"
Another man, identified only as Inmate #8084556, said he was serving 100 years for child molestation but was only in prison "because I'm black." 
"My dream is to own and operate a day care for pale young boys, preferably ones with pouty lips."
Again, Obama promised to repeal the racist laws that prohibit Inmate #8084556 from "answering his call."
Obama then told the crowd that their "hard work" would pay off.
The crowd muttered before dispersing, "Work? That nigga's crazy!"
White House officials reported a number of items were missing after the meeting, including a large screen TV.