An unusually candid John McCain said today that if he wins, Obama will always have a job.
An unusually candid John McCain said today that if he wins, Obama will always have a job.
"That's right. I know the guy's resume is thinner than Lindsay Lohan, but he's made great strides. And we need more phony-baloney 'hope' talk in the world," McCain said at a rally.
"I've already decided that he'll be that ambassador to Obamadinga. It's a fairly new nation. They don't really have any, you know, government yet to speak of. Something about a civil war. But anyway, the O-Man's got some great ideas - he'll be needing them there."
"Believe me. I know - I've been there. The horseflies are the size of Obama's ears!"
The provisional capitol of Obamadinga is Fuq'Obama and McCain said Obama will fit right in.
"Wasn't he, like, born in Africa? I don't know. Every time you ask him a question, you get a different answer. Has anybody read his graduate thesis yet? No? Probably because it's in Bill Ayers' attic."
But a reporter asked whether or not McCain would replace the current ambassador to Obamadinga.
"No. You're right. I wouldn't. But I'd still have Obama do some light typing and filing. I'm sure he could handle that."